By accessing the website of Kooky Kontent (the "Studio," "we," or "us") or playing our games, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service.
If you do not agree with any of these terms, you are prohibited from using this site. Please close your browser tab immediately. Ideally with a dramatic sigh.
All content on this website and in our games—including but not limited to the "Kooky" aesthetic, the ghost sprites, the questionable physics in The December Job, and Stuart's failed comic book art—is the intellectual property of Kooky Kontent.
You May:
You May NOT:
We love hearing from you, but legally we have to be mean about this. If you send us game ideas, mechanics, or drawings (e.g., "Santa should have a rocket launcher"), you agree that:
Our games are distributed via platforms like Steam. When you purchase or play our games on these platforms, you acknowledge that:
THEIR HOUSE, THEIR RULES: Your use of the game is subject to Valve Corporation's Steam Subscriber Agreement. If you get banned from Steam, that's between you and Gabe Newell.
Additionally, we do not process refunds directly. Any refund requests must go through the platform you purchased the game from (e.g., Steam Refund Policy), as we literally do not have your credit card info.
Our games are designed with a "PSX Horror" aesthetic. This involves deliberate glitching, flashing lights, chromatic aberration, and screen shaking.
If you have a history of epilepsy or seizures, please consult a doctor before playing. If you experience dizziness, altered vision, or twitching while playing, STOP IMMEDIATELY. It is not a game feature; it is a medical emergency.
If you are playing an Alpha or Early Access version of our games, you acknowledge that:
When interacting with our services, newsletter, or team, you agree not to:
Our games and website are provided on an "AS IS" and "AS AVAILABLE" basis. Kooky Kontent makes no warranties, expressed or implied, regarding the stability of our physics engine.
Warning: We do not guarantee that our games will be bug-free, error-free, or that they won't accidentally scare you into dropping your coffee. You play at your own risk.
To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law (specifically UK law), Kooky Kontent shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from:
These terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the United Kingdom. Any disputes arising from these terms will be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts of the UK.
We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. If we do, we will likely update the "Effective Date" at the top. Continued use of the site after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms.
If you have legal concerns or just want to debate the semantics of these terms:
EMAIL: [email protected]