PRIVACY POLICY

LAST UPDATED: NOVEMBER 2025

01. INTRODUCTION

Welcome to Kooky Kontent ("we," "us," or "our"). We are an indie game studio based in the United Kingdom, comprised of two people and approximately one functioning brain cell.

We value your privacy. Mostly because we are too busy trying to fix collision bugs to be interested in spying on you. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and protect your information when you visit our website or play our games (like The December Job).

02. INFORMATION WE COLLECT

We collect very little data. Seriously, we wouldn't know what to do with it if we had it. However, there are two specific instances where we do collect information:

A. INFORMATION YOU GIVE US (THE NEWSLETTER)

If you sign up for our "Join The Cult" newsletter, we collect:

  • Your Email Address: That's it.

We use this solely to send you updates about our games, development logs, and occasional rantings. We do not sell, trade, or rent your email address to third parties. We barely know how to use a spreadsheet, let alone run a data brokerage scheme.

B. AUTOMATIC DATA COLLECTION (UNITY DIAGNOSTICS)

Our games are built using the Unity Engine. By default, we have enabled Unity Diagnostics to help us figure out why our game crashed on your specific machine.

When you play our games, Unity may collect certain "Usage Data" and "Device Data" automatically, which may include:

  • Device Specifications: (e.g., Graphics card, processor, RAM, screen resolution).
  • Operating System: (e.g., Windows 10, Windows 11).
  • Crash Logs: Data regarding what was happening right before the game decided to quit unexpectedly.
  • Unique Device Identifiers: Unity may assign an anonymous ID to your device to track unique installs.

This data is aggregated and anonymized. It helps us see things like "Oh, 90% of crashes happen on this specific GPU driver," so Aaron can fix it.

03. HOW WE USE YOUR INFORMATION

We use the information we collect for the following "highly sophisticated" purposes:

  • To communicate with you: Sending you the newsletter you asked for.
  • To improve our games: Using the diagnostics data to fix bugs, optimize performance, and stop the game from melting your CPU.
  • To maintain security: Protecting our services (and your data) from malicious attacks.

04. THIRD-PARTY SERVICES

We use third-party services that may process data on our behalf. We can't control them, but we trust them not to be evil.

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Unity Technologies

We use Unity to build our games.

Read Unity's Privacy Policy →

Read Unity's Data Processing Addendum →

05. DATA RETENTION

  • Emails We keep your email until you unsubscribe.
  • Diagnostics We retain crash data only as long as necessary to fix the bugs.

06. YOUR RIGHTS

Under applicable laws (like the UK GDPR), you have rights regarding your data:

  • The Right to Unsubscribe: You can opt-out of our newsletter at any time by clicking "Unsubscribe" in the email or by yelling at us digitally.
  • The Right to Access/Delete: If you want us to delete your email from our list, just ask. Regarding Unity data, since it is usually anonymized, we often cannot link specific data back to a specific person, but we will do our best to help.

To exercise these rights, contact us at the email below.

07. CHILDREN'S PRIVACY

Our games are spooky. They probably aren't for toddlers. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under the age of 13. If we discover we have collected such information, we will delete it faster than a stealth character spotting a guard.

08. CHANGES TO THIS POLICY

We may update this policy from time to time. If we do, we’ll likely post the new version here. If the changes are significant, we might email you (if you’re on the list).

09. CONTACT US

If you have questions about this policy, or if you just want to complain about the physics in our game, please contact us at:

EMAIL: [email protected]

TERMS PRIVACY
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