Privacy Policy

Effective Date: April 2026

01. The Short Version

We don't really want your personal data. We barely have enough server space for our own messy code and unoptimized audio files.

We only collect what we absolutely need to keep the games from crashing and the website from catching fire. We don't sell your info to data brokers, mostly because we wouldn't even know how to begin doing that.

02. Information We Actually Collect

When our games inevitably break, we collect anonymized diagnostic information and crash logs (using tools like Sentry). This data might include some basic specs about your PC, like your CPU/GPU model and graphics driver versions.

Why we need this:

To figure out why something broke.
To check if the crash happened because your graphics card drivers haven't been updated since 2018.
To help 24 hour music fix memory leaks at 3 AM.

What this means for you:

These logs tell us what went wrong and what hardware struggled with it, not who broke it. We do not attach your name, address, or deep dark secrets to these reports. It's just a bunch of angry stack traces and graphics card names.

03. Cookie Policy (The Boring Kind)

We only use strictly necessary cookies.

This means no tracking cookies, no retargeting pixels, and no creepy ads following you around the internet trying to sell you things you already bought. We use the bare minimum required to keep this site functioning and secure. We much prefer actual chocolate chip cookies anyway.

04. Who We Share It With

Basically nobody. As mentioned, we share anonymized crash data with our diagnostic/logging tools (because building our own crash reporter from scratch sounds like a nightmare), and our website is hosted on secure third-party servers.

We will never package your data up and sell it. If the police show up with a valid warrant asking for the Sentry logs of a specific IP address, we'll comply, but honestly, we'd be very confused about what you did.

05. Data Retention & Your Rights

We keep the crash logs just long enough to fix the bugs.

Under GDPR and other privacy laws, you have the right to ask us what we have on you. Since it's anonymized, we probably can't find 'you' specifically. But feel free to email us, and we'll happily confirm that we have no idea who you are.

06. Changes to this Policy

If we ever decide to start collecting more data (we won't) or if the laws change, we will update this page. The "Effective Date" at the top will change. We aren't going to email you about it because, again, we don't have your email unless you gave it to us directly.

07. Contact Us

If you want to exercise your privacy rights or just need to confirm we really don't track you, send a message in a bottle, or you know, email us at:


                    > [email protected]