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KOOKY KONTENT
MANIFESTO.txt

We Make Kooky Stuff.

KOOKY KONTENT is not a normal game studio. We are a collective of digital goblins living in the server vents.

WARNING: Our games may contain excessive pixels, untamed physics, and lack of tutorials.

We make games. sometimes.

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THE DECEMBER
JOB

AVAILABLE NOW

PSX Horror // Santa's Workshop

STEAM
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THE CULPRITS

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AARON F.

CO-FOUNDER
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Tech mogul by day, polygon wrangler by night. He actively runs a popular VR streaming service, but chooses to spend his free time stressing over game physics instead of sleeping. Proof that success doesn't buy you a good hairline.

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STUART H.

CO-FOUNDER
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The "visionary" behind a comic book that flopped harder than his diet. He insists he isn't balding, it's just "aerodynamic optimization." Powered almost entirely by spicy chicken wings and the crushing realization that he has achieved nothing.

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We Are Watching

Please submit your complaints to the void.

FATAL_ERROR

SYSTEM FAILURE

You cannot delete the truth.

> rm -rf /trash
> Access Denied.
> The goblins are watching.

MEMORY_LEAK: 99% (real)